1. Bleached Yule

2. Castaneous-Colored Seed Vesicated in a Conflagration

3. Singular Yearning for the Twin-Anterior Incisors

4. Righteous Darkness

5. Arrival Time: 2400 Hours--Weather: Cloudless

6. Loyal Followers Advance

7. Far Off in a Feeder

8. Array the Corridor

9. Bantam-Male Percussionist

10. Monarchial Triad

11. Nocturnal Noiselessness

12. Jehovah Deactivate Blithe Chevaliers

13. Red Man En Route to Borough

14. Frozen Precipitation Commence

15. Proceed and Enlighten on the Pinnacle

16. The Quadruped with the Vermillion Probiscis

17. Query Regarding Identity of Descendant

18. Delight for this Planet

19. Give Attention to the Melodious Celestial Beings

20. The Dozen Festive 24-Hour Intervals

21. Our Fervent Hope Is That You Thoroughly Enjoy Your Yuletide Season

22. Parent Was Observed Osculating a Red-Coated Unshaven Teamster

23. May the Deity Bestow An Absence of Fatigue to Mild Male Humans

24. Natal Celebration Devoid of Color, Rather Albino, As a Hallucinatory Phenomenon For Me

25. Obese Personification Fabricated of Compressed Mounds of  Minute Crystals

26. Tranquility Upon the Terrestrial Sphere

27. Have Hitherward the Entire Assembly of Those Who Are Loyal in Their Belief of Christmas

You know it's not a good week when...

     1) You thought it should be Tuesday when it was really Monday.

     2) This single week has seemed as long as a month.

     3) You've been counting down the number of classes left in the week since Wednesday.

     4) You have memorized the time when the class you are in is exactly half over.

     5) it's this week.

 BUT!!! Tomorrow is Friday.

oh Secret Santa..

who are you!?!?!?